Sunday, 18 September 2011

SANSAR ME KYA RAKKHA

KARM KO KAWA BANA LE ,MANN KO BANA LE MAKKA,
AB TO MANWA CHET JAA SANSAR ME KYA RAKKHA.


MANN BANA LE MANDIR TAN KO BANA TAMBURA,
AB TO MANWA CHET JA KYON DEKHTA HAI BURA.


SOCH KO SANSAR BANA LE , ATMA KO AASMAN,
AB  TO MANWA CHHOR DE KYON KARTE HO GUMAN.


VICHAR KO BAJRANG BANA LE ,SAIYAM KO SANSAR,
AB TO NAPHRAT CHHOR DO KARO DUSMANO SE PYAR.


SANSAR ME KYA RAKKHA HAI YAAR.
SANSAR ME KYA RAKKHA HAI YAAR.

                            ( Santosh Kumar Choudhary)

MAR GAYI MAHANGAYI KAMINI

MAR GAYI MAHANGAYI KAMINI,
PAHLE DAL GAYI PHIR GAYI CHINI,
DUDH MEHNGI PAR RAHI HAI PINI,
MAR GAYI MAHANGAYI KAMINI.
AB TOP TEL BHI NIKAL RAHA TEL,
NETAJI COMPANY SE KAR RAHE MEL,
 JEL ME BAITH KAR KHEL RAHA KHEL
NETAON KA PICNIC ASTHAL BAN GAYA JAIL.

                      SANTOSH KUMAR CHOUDHARY 

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA

AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA

THE DOOR JISSE HAME USI SE MILAYA HAI,
THA JO AGYAN KA PARDA AANKHON PAR USE UTHAYA HAI.
AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA.

SOCHA NA THA KABHI AMRIT KOI PILAYEGA,
KHOL SAHASRA DAL KAMAL AMRIT BARSAYEGA,
AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA.

SADIYON BEET JAYEGA NAAM PHIR BHI NA YAAD AAYEGA,
JAB HOGA KRIPA UNKA NAAM SWANSON ME SAMAYEGA,
AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA.

DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA,
APNE HI KARM KE PACHHTAVON PAR RULAYEGA,
AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA.

SADIYON THA ANDHERA GHAR ME KOI BHI GHABRAYEGA,
JALEGA GYAN KI BATI GHAR ROSHNI SE NAHAYEGA,
AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA.
NA JAYEGA KAWA KASHI , NA AB UDIK NAHAYEGA ,
INGLA, PINGLA, SUSMANA, SANGAM PAR ROZ NAHAYEGA,
AYEGA KOI MASIHA JO SABKO MILAYEGA ,
DEKAR GYAN KI AANKHEN , MASTI KA ZAM PILAYEGA.
  ( SANTOSH KUMAR CHOUDHARY )
  DATED :- 13/09/2011

Monday, 12 September 2011

HINDI SAPTAH

HINDI SAPTAH
Hindi saptah joron se manaya gaya
Hindi ke upyog par bahas chhirwaya gaya
Kayee tarah ke pratiyogita karwaya gaya
Adhikariyon ke aadesh parsab kuchh hindi me likhwaya gaya
Pure saptah ka aadesh hindi me chhapwaya gaya
Saprtahant me puruskar vitran karwaya gaya
Vijeta ne atithi se haanth milaya , khul kar muskuraya
Atithi ne kaha- well-done dear try to improve it
Vijeta ne kaha – sir I will write in hindi,
I will type in hindi , I will speak in hindi
Let the next year come ,I will definitely well done.
  (Santosh kumar Choudhary)

NETAJI

Netaji the khade chowk par liye hanth me mike
De rahe the sikh jawano ko tumko banayenge nayak
Kabhi nahin tum darna
Apni hi party ke khatir jina aur tum marna
Agar jeet gaye election hum
Tumko mukhiya banwa denge
Gaw k e pragati ke naam par, das bees lakh dilwa denge
Khulwa denge daru ki bhatthi , aur dukan sarabon ki
Ghosit krunga rangdar tumhen ,apne haat bazaron ki
Rangdari ki tax wasul kart um jeewan yapan karna
Zab ayega mausam vote ka ,phir neta tum banna.
[Santosh Kumar Choudhary ] 15/08/1996

Sunday, 11 September 2011

Spiritual Guru

A Spiritual Guru is the one, who Himself is attuned to Almighty and has the apt capacity and capability to practically show and make one realize the True Self (Atman) within oneself.

Acting as our Spiritual Guide and a trusted counsellor, he guides us during our spiritual journey.

At every step of our life, we come across one or the other mentor. At each step, we encounter someone who directs us and, thus, can be honoured as our teacher. In childhood, our parents teach us how to walk, how to speak, how to eat, and mandatory etiquettes. Thus, the foundation of our life is vitally affected by the rules of conduct taught by our parents. As we grow up, we are sent to schools, where we study and, hence, get influenced by different teachers. After schooling, we move to colleges for higher education and are guided by the professors. Thus, throughout the journey of our life, we get influenced and motivated by one or the other instructor.

Thus it is advisable to seek the refuge and guidance of a Spiritual Teacher for experiencing the supreme science of God.

The Sanskrit word for a Spiritual Teacher is ‘Satguru’, where ‘sat’ means true and ‘guru’ is the word defined in Guru Gita as:

gu andhera jaaniye ru kahiye prakaash,

mete agyaantam gyaan se guru naam he taas.

The word ‘guru’ is comprised of the roots ‘gu’ and ‘ru’. ‘Gu’ implies darkness and ‘ru’ stands for light. So, the one who can take us from darkness to light, meaning the one who can show us divine light within, dispelling the darkness of ignorance is a True Guru or a Perfect Master.

His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji is one such Spiritual Guru, who is benignant & imparts ‘Brahm Gyan’ to the genuine Spiritual aspirants. By His grace, lakhs of inquisitives have directly experienced the supreme within, thus commencing the journey into the inner realms of their Self. His potent directions reconcile worldly and the spiritual life of an aspirant, who then enjoys each moment of his blessed life.

Dhyaan – Meditation

                                         “Merely closing of physical eyes is not meditation.
                       It is upon opening of the Divine Eye that the process of Meditation begins”
                                              His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji

Meditation is neither practicing certain yogic or breathing exercises, nor is it imagination and contemplation by mere closing of eyes, nor does it mean to gaze at some external object, or deep analysis through our limited intellects.

According to the authentic scriptures,
Dhyaan (Meditation) = Dheya (Target) + Dhyata (Observer)
Dhyata (Observer):

We are the Observer, with our ever hovering mind. We need such a stand point, where mind sticks to procure eternal peace and happiness.
Dheya (Target):

God is that eternal, never changing Target where mind rests in peace.
Dhyaan (Meditation):

Thus, it is a process of union of the Observer with the Target.

When an aspirant is initiated into Brahm Gyan by the Perfect Master, his Third Eye (the subtle power center situated on the forehead between the eyebrows) opens and he sees the wonderful Divine Light inside. Thus begins the process of Meditation. First revelation, then meditation – that is the process. Hence,
Meditation is a one-to-one connection with the Supreme Consciousness, the source of positive energy, leading to the making of a vibrant ethical personality.
A vibrant ethical personality, in turn, serves as a concrete building-block for the making of a healthy society.

In accordance with the above technique and objectives, Sansthan holds various meditation sessions and camps from time to time.

Come… & take a dip into the placid lake of Divine Knowledge (Brahm Gyan). You will love to be ever-immersed in its blissful waters, while, simultaneously, keeping pace with duties and obligations towards the world.

Brahm Gyan

Brahm Gyan

Broadly speaking, we gather mere intellectual information about God through the following mediums:-
listening to lectures and spiritual discourses.
reading books.
engaging in philosophical talks and discussions.

These mediums of ‘information collection’ are insufficient to attain the goal of Self Realization. By remaining confined to scriptural knowledge, we deprive ourselves of the practical knowledge, experience and realization of God and consequently, fail to imbibe the Supreme Truth in our day-to-day life.

Therefore, all the Holy Scriptures and enlightened Saints and Seers have always encouraged man to get initiated into practical knowledge of God – ‘Brahm Gyan’.

What is Brahm Gyan?

‘Brahm Gyan’ (Divine Knowledge) is an eternal technique through which we can practically experience and realize God.

It is the process of seeing and realising the True Self (Atman) within our human frame through the Third Eye (Divine Eye).

The entire process of Initiation into Brahm Gyan (Divine Knowledge), necessarily entails extraordinary perception of:
Divine Light:

It is, verily, the metaphysical form of the True Self (Atman), which, in its resplendent light form, pervades our inner core.
Divine Music:

It is the eternal music, ever reverberating within.
Holy Name:

It is the Primordial Vibration that has manifested itself as the Universe and is the lifeline of all existence on Earth, flowing within our Prana – the Vital breaths.
Holy Nectar:

It is the Ultimate Elixir percolating within the human brain from a location called ‘Brahm Randra’ in Sanskrit.

Not only these, but one procures many more Celestial Visions and Experiences …

How to receive Brahm Gyan (Divine Knowledge) ?

To attain and become initiated into Divine Knowledge (Brahm Gyan) by Divya Jyoti Jagrati Sansthan:-
Firstly, every aspirant has to go through a simple process of listening to the Spiritual Discourses, conducted by the organisation at its various centres and other venues, to know about practical spirituality in true sense, as per our sacred texts.
Secondly, aspirants, without any distinction, are allowed to pour out their genuine spiritual queries to our authorised Preachers. There is no fee for such interactive sessions.
Once queries are clarified and the concerned Preacher is assured that the individual is well conversant with the basics of Spirituality and, above all, has a genuine thirst for the perception of God, the individual is allowed to go for Initiation into Brahm Gyan (Divine Knowledge).


There is no fee for Initiation. The only fee required from an aspirant is devotional inquisitiveness to see God.

God can be Seen..!

Yes, you have read it absolutely right that “God Can Be Seen..!”
The essence of all possible authentic scriptures, of all times, of all lands affirm,“God can be seen and realized.”

Q: Where can we see and experience God?
A: Within the human body.

Q: How can we see and experience Him?
A: We can’t see and experience God through our ordinary two external eyes.
We can see God through the Divine Eye (the Third Eye) by the scientific meditation process of Brahm Gyan .

Q: What is Divine Eye (the Third Eye)?
A: It an instrument, a means through which God or say, our Atman, can be seen and experienced, within our human body.

Q: Where is Divine Eye located within our human body?
A: It is located between our two eyebrows, particularly, at the center of the human brain. In the language of medicine, Pineal Gland is the exact location of the Divine Eye, at the center of the human brain.

Q: Who can open this Divine Eye?
A: Only a Spiritual Guru can open and activate the Divine Eye through His Spiritual Power.
The three subtle nerves Ida, Pingla and Sushumana fuse at the Divine Eye and the gateway to God becomes wide open to us.
Statutory warning. We cannot open it on our own. As an Eye Surgeon cannot operate on his or her eye and need to go to an expert Eye Surgeon, a Truth seeker cannot open his or her Divine Eye, all by himself or herself.

Q: How much time will it take to see God through the Divine Eye?
A: God can be seen “Instantly”, then and there, when the Divine Eye is opened by the Spiritual Guru, at the time of Initiation into Brahm Gyan.

Q: How can we know that our 3rd Eye is opened?
A: We see God in the form of the Divine Light – the elemental or metaphysical form of God, with our physical eyes closed.

By the divine grace of His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji, a true seeker of Truth can practically see God within, as mentioned above.


ABOUT DIVYA JYOTI JAGRATI SANSTHAN

More than a decade ago, in 1980’s, Guru Maharaj Ji stepped onto the pious land of Punjab, not just as a mystic but also as a visionary. The deep anguish of a compassionate Father, concerned with the human plight and predicament, was more than visible during his talks, even to a commoner. He could envision the ongoing declining trend of the society, which if left unchecked will plunge mankind into absolute doom. Hence, He resolved to ameliorate and eradicate evils through establishing peace in the world. For this, He chose to employ the mighty weapon of all past masters, i.e., Brahm Gyan- the Divine Knowledge, which alone can bring about the inner transformation so vital for the seed of humanness to sprout from within. The Divya Jyoti Jagriti Sansthan was started by Ashutoshji Maharaj in 1983 in Jalandhar. Active in the areas of social work and spirituality for the last twenty years, the Sansthan has branches in the USA, Canada and Germany. The Sansthan takes up issues of public importance and organises programmes for awarenesss of the same. They organised a Grameen Swasthya Abhiyan in Delhi in February this year, where the focus was on rural health. More recently, the Sansthan conducted a spiritual awareness programme in Tihar Jail where the inmates were taught music. Our Philosophy: A. Why Prisoner Reformation? : It is a known fact that no one is a born criminal. Circumstances, bad company, vices, negative emotions and certain social situations act as catalyst in bringing out the animal in a normal human being. As prisoners, they either lament for their past and go into depression or they turns out to be more violent and cruel. In both the cases, they need Spiritual psychosomatic help to reform from bad to good; from wrong to right and give them a second chance better their lives. Internationally too, prisons have undergone a change to reforming prisoners. Prisons are no longer viewed as "Condemned Cells" or "Punishment Centers", but as "Reformation Centers...!" Divya Jyoti Jagrati Sansthan understands the necessity of Prisoner Reformation - a Divine Reformation of a Sinner to a Winner, from within and out. B. Our Solution: The ill feelings and thoughts arising in the mind lead a man into committing crimes. Thus the first approach should be to cleanse the mind of all negative thoughts and emotions; i.e., cleansing of the psyche of an individual. The Philosophy of Karma too acts on every individual. Spiritual psychoanalytical treatment is therefore necessary to control the mind and overcome the past karmas. The only solution for this Herculean task is to impart the Brahm Gyan (Divine Knowledge) – the process of Mystics Meditation. To work out this restorative and reformative ideology so as to cure the ill psyche of the inmates, the Sansthan, under the distinguished leadership and guidance of His Holiness Sri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji, commenced an exclusive project inside the Tihar Prisons (Central Jail of New Delhi, and Asia's largest penitentiary) premises. This movement behind the bars was named as 'Antarkranti' - an Inner Revolution. This movement aims not at subjecting the body or psyche of the individual to torture, instead, to illumine the person’s inner Self by tuning it to the Supreme. C. How inmates are benefited? : The organization is continuously working towards betterment of life of the inmates. Thousands of inmates have been initiated to the Brahm Gyan (Divine Knowledge) by the divine grace of His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji. As a result, the inmates have a strong urge to become an ideal citizen and a true human being. Many have become teetotalers and prefer vegetarian food. Several have inculcated humane and divine traits. They have understood consequences of vices and negative emotions and have shown positive inclination towards good attitude and behaviors.
                                                                 (Santosh Kumar Choudhary)

LOVELY SI MADAM DICCENT DUNDHENGE

LOVELY SI MADAM DICCENT DHUNDHENGEN
NOT A TEMPORARY PERMANENT DHUNDHENGEN
CHAHE PUNJAB KI HO CHAHE GUJRAT KI
CHAHE SIMLA KI HO YA HO NAINITAL KI
JO BHI DHUNDHENGE EXCELLENT DHUNDHENGEN
ACHHI SI HIGHT HO COLOUR BHI WHITE HO
RASHAN KA YUG HAI YARON KAM SE KAM DIET HO.
JO BHI DHUNDHENGEN BRILLIENT DHUNDHENGEN
LOVELY SI MADAM DICCENT DHUNDHENGEN.
EVERGREEN HO BEAUTY QUEEN HO ,
AGE BHI USKI PYARI HO , SWEET SIXTEEN HO,
JO BHI DHUNDHENGEN INTELLIGENT  DHUNDHENGEN
LOVELY SI MADAM DICCENT DHUNDHENGEN.
NOT A TEMPORARY PERMANENT DHUNDHENGEN
LOVELY SI MADAM DICCENT DHUNDHENGEN.

Amrit banne aa rahi hun


Amrit banne aa rahi hun

Maut ne mujhse kaha mai tujhko lene aa rahi hun,
Zindgi boli daro mat mai abhi muskura rahi hun.
Mai liye himmat hirday me lakshya path par badh chala,
Karm ka hathiyar liye muskilon se lad chala,
Har ne mujhse kaha mai anshru ban kar aa rahi hun,
Jeet yun boli daro mat mai muskan lekar aa rahi hun,
Maut ne mujhse kaha mai tujhko lene aa rahi hun,
Zindgi boli daro mat mai tujhko lene aa rahi hun.
Insaniyat aansu bahaye haiwaniyat khusiyan manaye,
Admi se admi ko ab admi hi ladaye.
Kalima ne bhi mujhse kaha andhkar ban kar aa rahi hun,
Purnima boli daro mat chandni mai laa rahi hun.
Mulya jane kab kho gaye admi nanga huwa hai,
Dhan batore betahasa , mann se nanga huwa hai.
Deh ne mujhse kaha , mai mitti banne jaa rahi hun,
Atma boli daro mat amrit banne aa rahi hun.
Santosh Kumar Choudhary
Date :- 12/09/2011

MERI BAAT MAAN LO

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se humne poochhaa,
kis ki yaad mein ro rahe ho is bekadar?

jaroor koi tumahaara aziz ya dile-jigar raha hoga,
ya phir marhoom bibi ka ghum tumhe khaa raha hoga

shakhs bola, essi koi baat nahin hai,
wafaai aur zazbaat ki takraar nahin hai

hum ye baat sunkar chakraa gaye,
thode girre phir sambhalaa gaye

poochaa ,ye raaz humen bhee sunaayo
apni mashooka ka kissa to farmaaayo

bolaa,
ye meri bibi ke pehle pati ki kabr hai,
kon thaa,nahin mujhe iski koi khabr hai

zindaa hota aaj 'vo',to mein aazad hota,
na meraa husn-e-mahal is kadr barbaad hota

Al-Qaida ke kaidiyon se bhi buraa haal hai,
haath paer khulle par dil zakhmon se laal hai

ae mere hamdard aur saathiyon,kya tumhne ehsaas hai,
ke shaadi aur wafaai, is zamaane mein itihaas hai.

Jinki ho gai , vo pachhta rahen hain,
Jinki nahin hui, vo chakkra rahe hain

third wife aur fourth husband ka zamaana hai
her kids,my kids and our kids kya anjaana hai?

Apne ko pehchaan lo ,'living together' ko jaan lo,
Laila Majnoo ko bhoolkar , meri baat maan lo.

Saturday, 10 September 2011

JANHIT ME JARI

Ek Rexona naam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo par Yu marti thi,
Aur usey apna lifebuoy banana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon they get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In the party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
were invited

After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 tarika tha aapko batane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kami nahi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adat chhor de




Friday, 9 September 2011

AGAR SUB NA HOTA TO KYA HOTA


Agar SUB nahi hota to kya hota ?
Tarak mehta ka ulta chasma aur Babitaji ka pyar na hota
Tappu ka lahrata huwa bal aur naya saal na hota
Atmaram tukaram bhinde ka gyan
aur koi rahta hai chhate ko lekar paresan
Doctor hansraj haathi bhi kam nahin
Khaye muhalla bhar khana phir bhi kuchh gam nahin
Nattu kaka pagar ko lekar rahte hain presan
Phir bhi mazboori hai choor nahi sakte dukan
Seth ji akele ho jayenge paresan .
Mrs. AtmaRam ka papad achar
Babuji ka Gandhiwadi vichar dekhne ko nahin milta
Agar SUB NAHIN hota.
{ Santosh Kumar Choudhary }